1. A convict is sitting in the ELECTRIC CHAIR waiting to be put to death when he comes down with a case of hiccups.
Warden: Do you have any last requests??
Convict: Yes...can you do something to scare me??
2." I read your composition about your house," the teacher said to her student. "it's the same as the essay your brother turned in last year."
" Of course!!," the student said, "It's the same house we live in."
the teacher,"?????"
3.Two Policemen found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the station.
"What if one of the grenades explodes?" asked one of the officers
"It doesn't matter," reassured the other," We'll say we only found two."
4.Sign in a bar: "IF YOU ARE DRINKING TO FORGET, PLEASE PAY IN ADVANCE"
*selamat memahami~~..kalau paham, cali niie.. =)
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